So I’ve had this blog post idea in my head since about noon today so I figured I’d go ahead and write it, read it and most likely delete it, so here it goes.  Keep in mind though, I’m a programmer by trade and I don’t have much creativity.  The only creativity I have only came to light within the past four years (WehadababyItsaboy).

Is there a more perfect sandwich than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?  The only thing better than a PB&J sandwich is two of them and the only thing better than two PB&J sandwiches is three of them.  You get the general idea, right?  I don’t need to keep going.  Here is a Google image search of PB&J.  Yummy.

Someone emailed me the other day* asking me how you could spice up your PB&J sandwich.  What the hell?  Isn’t that obvious?  Four words – peanut butter, jelly and cheese!  Seriously (well, as serious as this post can/should be) though, why would a PB&J sandwich need to be spiced up?  It is the perfect sandwich dammit, leave it alone.  I guess you could switch between jelly and jam or change what flavor of jelly you use or you could not use jelly at all, but that would just be weird, amirite?

While I’m making my PB&J sandwich, I pull out three pieces of bread, peanut butter and some jelly.  Instantaneously, I grab one piece of bread, spread peanut butter over 1/2 of it and then jelly over the other half, fold it in half and then eat that mini-PB&J while I continue to make the normal-sized PB&J.  It’s as if the whole PB&J sandwich is much too time consuming to make and I need a smaller PB&J sandwich to tide over my need/desire for, I’m going to type it again, a PB&J sandwich.

I’ve got that Google image search of PB&J up in the another window on my screen and I think I’m going to have to make myself another one when I’m finished.

Finally, I leave you with the following video.

* That’s a damn lie, nobody emailed me – about this or anything else.